The reason why Janner mums go to Iceland is because they love nothing better than buying five bags of offal for a fiver. They make Kerry Katona look like a Swedish princess. Here we see a Janner mum about to enter and walk the aisles looking for meat.
Most young Janners learn what a sentence is here rather than in their English class at school. But then again most young Janners spend more time here than they actually do at school. Charges often include shoplifting from Wilko, dog fighting in the Iceland carpark, trying to drive a mid-nineties Vauxhall at 95mph around the Hoe, and sexual violations with relatives.
Forged in the eighties, and popular for 7 carat gold sovereign rings, the Half Price Jewellers has remained on Cornwall Street and renamed itself HPJ Jewellers. Which if you think about it is the Half Price Jewellers Jewellers. Still punting out the sort of tat you find in Christmas crackers, HPJ is the place to go for an engagement ring for that special girl who likes fighting.