Category Archives: shops
Somewhere for Janners to feel even more posh and that, Yo Sushi has opened a restaurant in the bit of the new Janner Containment Unit (Drake’s Circus Shopping Centre) that is normally reserved for cheap calendars and middle aged women … Continue reading
The ice rink is becoming a bit of a perennial favourite for Janners. Positioned suitably outside Sports Direct (the biggest travesty of a name when you look at both staff and customers alike), the acre of ice allows Janners to … Continue reading
Forged in the eighties, and popular for 7 carat gold sovereign rings, the Half Price Jewellers has remained on Cornwall Street and renamed itself HPJ Jewellers. Which if you think about it is the Half Price Jewellers Jewellers. Still punting … Continue reading
Oggy Oggy Pasties. The nutritional equivalent of a stool wrapped in toilet paper. Oggy Oggy shops are peppered around the city, and like rats, you are never more than six feet from an outlet. Or six inches if you happen … Continue reading
Located at the scary end of Cornwall Street, this mobility shop provides the perfect accessory for those pasty-addicted bottom feeders whose largest single source of income is in the shape of government food vouchers.
Plymouth Pannier Market. Life doesn’t get any better than this. An Aladdin’s cave? A treasure trove of wonderful things? No. A big room full of shit and criminals.
An honorable mention for Beveridge’s & Baguette’s for helping educate Plymouth’s schoolchildren in the subtle art of grammar. It is located at the scary end of New George Street, and it looks as though it might be closing down. A … Continue reading
A close competitor to Wants, Cash Converters take your stolen electrical items and turn them into dreams. Or crack cocaine.
Ideally this shop would be renamed “The Bank Of Plymouth”. Knuckle-dragging orcs descend upon Wants clutching handfuls of stolen jewellery, exchange it for coins, which in turn they then spend on pies, heroin or a bagful of morning-after pills.